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Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 18:37:32 -0400 from mastodon

Raymond W Gallacher

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 18:38:43 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee
Amusing and true

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 18:58:43 -0400 from mastodon

@Raymond W Gallacher 🤣👍

NOS

🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:04:44 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee "trump says he wants" sounds a lot like a toddler bashing the ground because he wasn't allowed to eat a turd.
I wonder if people randomly stabbing other people would be worse than the reality we live in. Greetings from germany, our politicians are marginally less open with their wishes. Close, but you win, americans.

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:14:31 -0400 from mastodon

@NOS

🅰️ ®️ ✝️ U 🤣🤣🤣

soup2nuts

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:07:48 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee ...Got room for one more? LOL

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:14:09 -0400 from mastodon

@soup2nuts 🤣🤣🤣

Waitman Gobble

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:13:57 -0400 from Get Ready To Rumbly

LMAO GoFundMe

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:15:45 -0400 from mastodon

@Waitman Gobble 👍

Pēteris Krišjānis

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:48:50 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee whole sad "America is hot, look how hot we are" stance is just so funny. Btw, this is really exceptionally only orange turd POV.

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:49:46 -0400 from mastodon

@Pēteris Krišjānis 🤣👍

Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 19:54:51 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee

yeah, but have you thought about all the raping, looting and burning you can do?

You can join the Police and shoot humans for sport!

ain't it GREAT

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 20:02:51 -0400 from mastodon

@Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽ 🤷‍♀️ ..fair point...fair point... 🤣

crazyeddie

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:31:25 -0400 from mastodon

@Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽ @Vee You get paid to play an augmented reality version of CoD where you are armed with pain devices and surrounded by victims who can't fight back or the game deletes them entirely before they can threaten you in the slightest. You can squeeze and mutilate them all you want and nobody that can stop you cares. They make some really funny noises when you zip tie their kids and throw them in your van. They do anything to stop you and, "I'm scared," and you get to paint walls.

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:34:48 -0400 from mastodon

@crazyeddie @Sassinake! - ⊃∪∩⪽ 🤦 🤣🤣🤣

Crystal_Fish_Caves

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 20:10:07 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee soooper genius

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 20:12:26 -0400 from mastodon

@Crystal_Fish_Caves 🤣 👍

Skjeggtroll

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:11:48 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee

Also, we're just not that into you.

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:33:05 -0400 from mastodon

@Skjeggtroll 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

HappyCrow13

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:13:59 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee You're just scared of all the freedoms you'll have! Like the freedom to be shot in school, die from diabetes, catch measles, all you can afford shitty food. Not to mention our fantastic injustice system and deathcare.
You're also free to go to jail for having a joint or too much debt!

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:33:41 -0400 from mastodon

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zetabeta

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:42:57 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee
in trump's pronunciation: s-hole country!

Vee

Fri, 12 Dec 2025 22:45:31 -0400 from mastodon

@zetabeta 👍

GhostOnTheHalfShell

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 00:07:27 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee

This is too polite.

Why would we move to a shit hole country?

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 08:49:21 -0400 from mastodon

@GhostOnTheHalfShell 🤣 👍

Coach Spore Diesel

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 01:25:16 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee

#alt4u

Threads post by chrislundartist Trump said he wants more immigrants from Norway. I have reviewed the offer, and I have to decline. The benefits package is terrible. You offer two weeks of vacation if we are lucky; we get five. Your maternity leave is <br>＂good luck,＂ while we get a year. Your healthcare plan is GoFundMe, while ours is free. And your safety plan is just ＂thoughts and prayers.＂ Moving to the US right now feels like leaving a spa to go work in a burning hot dog stand. Thanks, but we will <br>stay in the snow

Szymon Sokół 🇵🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 12:11:04 -0400 from mastodon

@Coach Spore Diesel @Vee especially as Norway's GDP per capita is 7th in the world - USA is 8th.

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 12:17:09 -0400 from mastodon

@Szymon Sokół 🇵🇱🇪🇺🇺🇦 @Coach Spore Diesel THAT is why he wants them!!

@iveyline

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 01:28:22 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee Brilliant!

🇺🇦 haxadecimal

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 02:15:07 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee
There's always money in the banana stand.

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 08:51:11 -0400 from mastodon

@🇺🇦 haxadecimal 🤣 👍

Simon Brooke

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 04:34:25 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee and once again, with #AltText4You.

A post, apparently from Threads, with the text: ＂chrislundartist Trump said he wants more immigrants from Norway. | have reviewed the offer, and | have to decline. The benefits package is terrible. You offer two weeks of vacation if we are lucky; we get <br>five. Your maternity leave is ＂good luck,＂ while we get a year. Your healthcare plan is GoFundMe, while ours is free. And your safety plan is just ＂thoughts and prayers.＂ Moving to the US right now feels like leaving a spa to go work in a burning hot dog <br>stand. Thanks, but we will stay in the snow＂

Frans Super 🇺🇦🇵🇸🍋 FKNZS🔻

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 05:20:00 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee Trouble is, that nowadays refugees from the USA show up at our European shores.

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 08:55:11 -0400 from mastodon

@Frans Super 🇺🇦🇵🇸🍋 FKNZS🔻

I'm on my 3rd couple I helped move out so I know...🤣 👍

hallvors

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 06:57:32 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee I’m a Norwegian, and I approve this message

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 10:58:37 -0400 from mastodon

@hallvors 🤣🤣🤣👍

Dziadek

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 07:10:53 -0400 from mastodon

RE: https://mastodon.social/@VeroniqueB99/115708988765319176

@Vee

Ooh, the delicious irony of Trump trying to attract people from the most socialist-leaning population you could think of.

But, as the hat says: Trump is right about everything.

Vee wrote the following post Fri, 12 Dec 2025 18:37:32 -0400

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 10:59:12 -0400 from mastodon

@Dziadek 🤣🤣🤣

No Exceptions

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 08:04:36 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee None of this is new, except the Norway part. I don't get the point here.

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:00:02 -0400 from mastodon

@No Exceptions Irony is dead.... Norway's one of the most socialist leaning countries and dRumpf is trying to attract THEM?...🤣🤣🤣

NineTiger

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 09:55:58 -0400 from mastodon

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Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:04:11 -0400 from mastodon

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Jaime Robertson

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 10:51:09 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee And Norwegians generally don’t like Nazis📎

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norwegian_resistance_movement

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:05:22 -0400 from mastodon

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Joker

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:34:01 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee BABA (BUY ANYTHING BUT AMERICAN)

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:51:25 -0400 from mastodon

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yuhasz01

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:48:15 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee Yes Trumpy and his minions are turning US into a shit-hole country(to use his term).

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 11:51:08 -0400 from mastodon

@yuhasz01 👍

millennial fulcrum

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 18:32:11 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee the only thing trump wants is its head and hands cut off.

even if it tells you it wants other things or doesn not want that, that is a liar speaking so reason dictates that you ignore what it says.

it really is obvious I think that the only thing trump wants is its head and hands cut off.

Vee

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 19:29:31 -0400 from mastodon

@millennial fulcrum 👍 💯

slash

Sat, 13 Dec 2025 19:48:33 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee @Peter N. M. Hansteen He really means "white people", because he has no idea that Norway is racially diverse. It's part of his Master Plan to deport decent people and import more right-wing racists to replace them. Same with his "rescue" of those poor racists in South Africa

Racists are who elected him (both times), so with the mid-terms looming, and the courts disallowing his attempts to "adjust" the voting system, he's trying to just get people to move here who will vote for him.

Vee

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 16:36:03 -0400 from mastodon

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J. David Eisenberg

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 07:11:32 -0400 from mastodon

@Der Postillon 📯

*sigh* #AltText4You

Post by chrislundartist

Trump said he wants more immigrants from Norway. I have reviewed the offer, and I ahve to decline.

The benefits package is terrible.

You offer two weeks of vacation if we are lucky; we get five.

Your maternity leave is “good luck,” while we get a year.

Your healthcare plan is GoFundMe, while ours is free.

And your safety plan is just “thoughts and prayers.”

Moving to the US right now feels like leaving a spa to go work in a burning hot dog stand. Thanks, but we will stay in the snow.

angiebaby

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 07:54:10 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee

A Burning Hot Dog Stand on a Hill

Vee

Sun, 14 Dec 2025 17:23:18 -0400 from mastodon

@angiebaby 👍

Flux

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 07:51:07 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee

Had a few American friends ask me (an Aussie) why they never see Australian Migrants in the US, if the pay is better and housing is cheaper there. (even if Australians actually have better purchasing power iirc)

Let's just say they were almost crying from realising just how behind the US is and radicalised by the time I started talking about superannuation and how it fundamentally solved the problem of how to pay for pension system for an aging population (not super exciting but definitely requires more foresight than what the US government is capable of).

That people would *willingly* hand over their guns for a societal greater good (and it worked) and that the leave my friends got after 6 years working at a company was less than what I legally get no matter what in a year on top of long service leave, penalty rates, sick leave, etc (+ domestic violence and family leave for victims).

Flux

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 07:55:10 -0400 from mastodon

@Vee
That said... I still feel we're behind Norway. Though in recent years I think we are getting closer in some regards, people genuinely look up to the Nordic model and feel more similar to politics of there in a way than we do with the US or now UK.

Vee

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 19:33:01 -0400 from mastodon

@Flux agreed... but you know...Europe...socialism...bad...and so on...

Vee

Mon, 15 Dec 2025 19:32:15 -0400 from mastodon

@Flux The same's happened to me... I think most (reasonably intelligent) Americans do realize it...